If Starbucks is a part of your daily ritual, you know what effect that can have on your wallet. Not to promote your addictive behavior but there is now a way to get Starbucks for cheaper! With Starbucks introducing their new wine and beer happy hour; you might be spending a lot more time there. Here are 39 signs that you are a Starbucks Addict.
1. It’s a different way to drink your calories without getting hungover the next day
2. A small iced coffee is sufficient enough caffeine and only costs $2
3. It’s expanding its menu to include wine, reaching out to the inner-alcoholic in all of us
4. The 30-minute line is a great excuse to get away from work
5. Caffeine is more addicting than carbs and it has fewer calories
6. It’s the go-to Instagram picture when you have nothing else to upload
7. Because you’re probably drinking it right now
8. The barista will, more than likely, screw up your order
9. The worst way to start the morning is taking a sip of what you thought was an unsweetened green tea, only to chug a giant gulp of sugar water
10. You will be charged extra for soy milk
11. It owns your bank account since it’s the top priority of your weekly life
12. You spend time counting down the days until you can feast on all the different Pumpkin Spice concoctions
13. The baristas recognize you and have your order memorized
14. It’s the best assistant at work you could ever ask for
15. You got visibly upset when the barista told you Starbucks discontinued your favorite breakfast: Veggie Artisan sandwich
16. You secretly believe that every time you place your order, the barista will f*ck it up
16.When budgeting, you sacrifice meals to make room for your coffee expenditures
17. If you don’t have a Gold card, it’s your biggest goal in life to obtain one
18. But, let’s be serious, you got a Gold card months ago
19. You use the Starbucks app more than any other app on your phone
20. You physically can’t do any activity without first stopping for coffee
21. You’ve gotten into a verbal altercation with another customer about who was in line first
22. You think going multiple times in one day is acceptable
23. You’ve contemplated going out on a date with a barista so that you might get free coffee (or at least a discount)
24. After years and years of consumption, you’ve somehow built up a resistance to anything smaller than a grande
25. You never feel comfortable ordering from an out-of-town Starbucks
26. You depend on your barista for your daily dose of happiness
27. You see no appeal in other coffee bodegas
28. It doesn’t matter how out of the way it is, you will always choose Starbucks over any other option
29. You understand and accept the fact that you need to allot 15 different five-minute slots throughout the day to pee
30. If your name is difficult to pronounce, you get a thrill from giving an easy-to-spell name instead
31. You are on a first-name basis with the Starbucks closest to your office and your apartment, oh and your parents’ house
32. You can’t comprehend the fact that people actually enjoy drinking decaf
33. You like your caffeine like you like your men: strong
34. You have paid more than $5.25 for a cup, complained about it and did it again the following day
35. You don’t even own a Keurig because you just love your trips to Starbucks
36. You say a little prayer every night that Starbucks might offer free refills one day
37. The fact that there are now drive-thru Starbucks locations made your life just a little bit better
38. You actually take it personally when people tell you they don’t like Starbucks
39. You stopped reading this halfway through to get another cup
Originally from EliteDaily
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